1 00:00:04,227 --> 00:00:08,777 Soyuzmultfilm 2 00:00:09,178 --> 00:00:13,478 Winter in Prostokvashino 3 00:00:27,877 --> 00:00:30,277 - Gosh! 4 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:33,529 - Gosh! - Right. 5 00:00:33,606 --> 00:00:36,148 - What a situation... - Right. 6 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:40,418 - We're on the cusp of the 21st century... - Right! 7 00:00:41,156 --> 00:00:47,399 Yet the two of us must share one pair of felt boots. Like in the days of yore... 8 00:00:47,765 --> 00:00:48,615 Right. 9 00:00:48,968 --> 00:00:52,297 But why did this come about? Haven't you got the means? 10 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:54,792 I mean, don't you have enough money? 11 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,337 We've got the means... 12 00:00:58,688 --> 00:01:00,538 ...but not the brains. 13 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:04,488 I told this hunter: "buy yourself some felt boots". But what did he do? 14 00:01:06,093 --> 00:01:07,693 What? 15 00:01:09,629 --> 00:01:12,319 He bought himself sneakers. He said: "They look smarter!" 16 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:14,483 Hah, he didn't think that through! 17 00:01:14,887 --> 00:01:17,938 What's the national winter outfit in these rural parts? 18 00:01:18,568 --> 00:01:22,198 Felt boots, cotton trousers, sheepskin coat and fur hat! 19 00:01:22,923 --> 00:01:26,633 Even our students wouldn't wear sneakers in the winter! 20 00:01:27,019 --> 00:01:30,949 - He's a bonehead, a bonehead. - Tell him about it. 21 00:01:31,498 --> 00:01:33,482 Open his eyes to the truth. 22 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:35,633 Clear away the fog. 23 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,887 I can't, because we're not on speaking terms for two days already. 24 00:01:40,672 --> 00:01:41,772 Not two, but three. 25 00:01:41,914 --> 00:01:43,149 Well, that's no problem. 26 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,650 You can send him a telegram, or a letter. 27 00:01:45,751 --> 00:01:47,751 That's what the post office is for! 28 00:01:48,169 --> 00:01:51,159 When something can't be said, people will write a letter. 29 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:54,485 What sort would you like? "Plain" or "festive"? 30 00:01:54,617 --> 00:01:57,585 "Plain", of course! Why should I spoil him with treats? 31 00:01:58,072 --> 00:02:01,262 He doesn't want to spoil me, ha! I don't even need anything from you! 32 00:02:01,943 --> 00:02:05,853 I haven't any "plain" ones in stock, only "festive". 33 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:13,415 Unforeseen expenses again! Okay, give me your "festive" one. 34 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:20,046 "Sharik, you're a bonehead." 35 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,745 That's not right! 36 00:02:21,957 --> 00:02:26,577 If it's a "festive" letter, the addressee must first be congratulated! 37 00:02:26,676 --> 00:02:28,091 Okay, so... 38 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:32,806 "My congratulations, Sharik, 39 00:02:32,907 --> 00:02:35,007 you're a bonehead!" 40 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:38,808 What should I write next? 41 00:02:38,947 --> 00:02:41,497 People usually write about the weather. 42 00:02:41,498 --> 00:02:46,198 The weather? "Our weather is nice..." 43 00:02:46,528 --> 00:02:48,928 Heh-heh-heh! You've got a strange idea of "nice"! 44 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:52,128 A snowstorm's been howling for two days, bow! Swept away all my hunting plans! 45 00:02:52,201 --> 00:02:54,306 Be quiet now, Mr. Dog. 46 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:58,571 If you answer the letter, you can write about your own weather. 47 00:02:58,942 --> 00:03:00,607 But I won't answer his letter! 48 00:03:01,274 --> 00:03:04,617 I'm gonna throw a poker at him! That'll teach him to call me names! 49 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:08,266 Why throw it when the postal service exists? 50 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:11,317 Now we'll pack it up and hand it to the cat. 51 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:14,953 This counts as small parcel delivery. 52 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:20,348 You've been mailed you a poker via small parcel delivery. 53 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:22,449 It was intented to be thrown at you. 54 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:27,490 What's that?! If that's so, I'm gonna throw an iron at him! 55 00:03:28,471 --> 00:03:29,744 Just a minute! 56 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:35,266 It weighs more than 1 kilo - that counts as a large parcel. 57 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,658 Let's deliver it. 58 00:03:39,952 --> 00:03:43,396 And if you want to barrel into him... 59 00:03:43,497 --> 00:03:47,341 the barrel would count as container delivery. 60 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:52,217 That would be a job for the Rural Transit Agency. 61 00:04:18,246 --> 00:04:20,467 I am so sick and tired of all of this! 62 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:26,014 Our flat reminds me of a TV show. 63 00:04:26,115 --> 00:04:28,067 The one they call "What? Where? When?" 64 00:04:28,512 --> 00:04:30,152 Why's that? 65 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:34,446 'Cause you can't see what lies where and when it will all end! 66 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:35,647 30 December 67 00:04:35,798 --> 00:04:37,998 31 December 68 00:04:38,703 --> 00:04:42,769 And furthermore, your gasoline... 69 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:46,070 ...has caused all my flowers to wither! 70 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,664 They didn't wither 'cause of the gasoline. 71 00:04:50,783 --> 00:04:55,443 Flowers, as a rule, wither in those homes where the atmosphere is too harsh! 72 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:57,552 But the one here is too giddy! 73 00:04:58,071 --> 00:05:01,371 You and Uncle Fyodor play ping pong, you play chess... 74 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,563 And you've bought an old, wrecked "Zaporozhets" car. 75 00:05:04,664 --> 00:05:07,776 I have no idea what more you could want! 76 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:10,608 Me and Uncle Fyodor have talked it over, and we've decided... 77 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:11,755 Uh-huh. 78 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:16,462 - ...that it is absolutely vital to get ourselves... a second child. 79 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:17,468 Uh-huh! 80 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,063 To lighten up the harshness and crossness. 81 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:22,689 Oh! Never in my life! 82 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:29,101 - And to celebrate New Year, we want to go to Prostokvashino. 83 00:05:29,614 --> 00:05:31,669 - If you want it so much, 84 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:34,770 then you can go to your Prostokvashino as much as you like. 85 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:39,431 But I can't. I have an upcoming performance in the New-Year show "Little Blue Light". 86 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:42,846 - Then you should just take the last train and come to us. 87 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,819 I, of course, do love nature... 88 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:46,877 ...but not that much... 89 00:05:46,978 --> 00:05:50,306 ...that I'd travel in a concert dress on the train! 90 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:54,429 That's right! It's now bitter cold in Prostokvashino. 91 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:59,102 You'd better wear a concert padded jacket and concert felt boots there. 92 00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:05,072 - I wonder how my friends Sharik and Matroskin are getting on... 93 00:06:05,202 --> 00:06:06,272 (doorbell rings) 94 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:20,830 - Ministry of Communication, Prostokvashino Department. 95 00:06:21,021 --> 00:06:22,506 A speaking letter. 96 00:06:23,097 --> 00:06:24,892 First time in my life I've received such a thing. 97 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,393 I wonder what's inside? 98 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:36,519 - It's me, postman Pechkin. I've brought you the Murzilka magazine! 99 00:06:38,084 --> 00:06:42,439 - Sharik and Matroskin beginning division of property. 100 00:06:42,492 --> 00:06:43,489 FULL-STOP. 101 00:06:43,924 --> 00:06:46,568 - They'll saw the stove in two soon - COMMA. 102 00:06:46,838 --> 00:06:48,975 - And then the cottage - FULL-STOP. 103 00:06:49,597 --> 00:06:52,407 - From: postman Pechkin - FULL-STOP! 104 00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:07,187 Oh, it's so good that you've come! 105 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:09,988 We need to send Sharik an express-telegram. 106 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:13,542 - Here is the form for you to fill out. - Felt pen. 107 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:17,085 Uncle Fyodor will come soon. Full-stop. 108 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:22,455 It is urgent that you take my felt boots and go find a New-Year Tree in the forest. 109 00:07:23,665 --> 00:07:28,355 19 words including delivery. 50 kopeks, please. 110 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:31,054 Mr. Sharik! 111 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:34,455 - There is a telegram for you. Are you going to write an answer? 112 00:07:35,258 --> 00:07:40,070 - No, I'm not. I don't have any money. - You should check in your pockets. 113 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:45,194 - Ha-ha-ha! I don't have pockets either. I will draw him the answer.. 114 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:56,737 - Well, and what is it? What kind of folk art is this? 115 00:07:57,030 --> 00:08:01,049 It's the indigenous American Indian shelter. 116 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,250 "Fig-wam"* they call it! *(screw you) 117 00:08:03,409 --> 00:08:08,639 - Here we are! When we found him, he was basically living at the dump. 118 00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:14,168 We washed him up, cleaned him thoroughly. And now he draws "Fig-wams" for us. 119 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:18,853 It would have been better if Uncle Fyodor had had a turtle in a box instead of you. 120 00:08:19,014 --> 00:08:21,554 Oh yeah? But I feel bad about cutting down New-Year Trees! 121 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:23,962 If everyone starts cutting down New-Year Trees, 122 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,462 soon we'll have only stumps left instead of forest! 123 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:29,673 It's good only for the old ladies, when there are only stumps in the forest! 124 00:08:29,855 --> 00:08:30,745 Why's that? 125 00:08:31,236 --> 00:08:33,463 "Why's that"? You're so dumb! Stumps are just perfect to sit on! 126 00:08:33,832 --> 00:08:37,231 And what are the birds supposed to do? The hares? Have you thought about them? 127 00:08:37,374 --> 00:08:39,814 He's thinking about hares! Who's gonna think about us?! 128 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:42,854 Admiral Johann von Krusenstern? 129 00:08:42,925 --> 00:08:47,152 Allow me to inquire, in the interest of broadening my education: 130 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:51,298 Who would Admiral Johann von Krusenstern be? 131 00:08:51,474 --> 00:08:56,964 I don't know, but it was the name of the steamship my granny used to sail. 132 00:08:57,376 --> 00:08:59,386 He-he! I suppose he wasn't like you! 133 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:02,851 He was probably a good man, if they named a steamship after him. 134 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:06,549 And he wouldn't have chopped down trees! Not like some here... 135 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:20,840 The New Year is about to come, the clock's already striking. 136 00:09:21,498 --> 00:09:28,069 It seems to me that it's not the clock, but someone's foot banging the door. 137 00:09:28,597 --> 00:09:30,307 - Yeah? Come in! 138 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:37,308 - Hello! Guess who I am! 139 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:44,176 Admiral Johann von Krusenstern, man and steamship! 140 00:09:44,576 --> 00:09:47,806 - Gosh! You are just... - Who's there? Who's there? 141 00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:53,623 It's me, postman Pechkin, I've brought you the Murzilka magazine! 142 00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:55,491 - Hurrah! 143 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:56,792 - Happy New... 144 00:09:56,843 --> 00:09:58,143 ...but where's Uncle Fyodor? 145 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:03,050 He's in the car! We couldn't drive here, the road's been snowed in! 146 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:09,300 Prostokvashino - 500 metres. 147 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:28,255 I've heard about draft dogs. 148 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:34,028 But draft cats - that's too much! 149 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:39,971 - Have you ever met draft postmen? - Never you mind! 150 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:43,530 In winter we have such roads and such weather... 151 00:10:43,938 --> 00:10:49,244 ...that even draft academics are not unheard of! I've seen it myself. 152 00:10:50,591 --> 00:10:52,541 Hey stop, stop! 153 00:10:53,294 --> 00:10:57,701 The car is now out of the ditch. I can drive from here. 154 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:08,660 (Sailor's singing) It seems to me now, very often, As if I've been replaced by someone else. 155 00:11:09,528 --> 00:11:17,899 I no longer dream of oceans - A TV set's replaced nature for me, hence... 156 00:11:18,642 --> 00:11:26,142 What was yesterday - I must forget, nay, From tomorrow on, from tomorrow on, 157 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:34,891 Both my neighbours, and my friends will Find the old me gone, find the old me gone... 158 00:11:36,038 --> 00:11:40,278 You've got a strange TV test pattern there - all in circles. 159 00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:45,818 That's no test pattern! That's the result of having cobwebs everywhere! 160 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:50,369 They've got such a pattern in every pot, and even on the stove, 161 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:53,158 since they haven't been on speaking terms. 162 00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:56,260 We've already made peace. 163 00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:59,661 We made peace while pulling Uncle Fyodor out of the snow. 164 00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:07,363 Because teamwork, thankfully for me, brings people together. 165 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:09,269 Matroskin! 166 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:18,730 I'm glad that everything ended well for you. Have a pleasant New Year. 167 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,470 Aren't you gonna spend it with us? 168 00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:24,077 N... no, don't talk me into it. 169 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:27,478 In this day and age, what's the main decoration of the table on holidays? 170 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,692 - Flowers. - Bones. 171 00:12:33,228 --> 00:12:38,311 A TV set! And yours only displays a spider web. I'd better go to my place. 172 00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:41,802 Don't go! We'll definitely fix the TV set. 173 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:44,986 Our mom will be in the "Little Blue Light" show tonight. 174 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,459 Of course we'll fix it! 175 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:49,004 And there's a beautiful fir tree in our yard! 176 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:52,305 A real, living one! Let's decorate it! 177 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:58,244 Hurrah! Let's do it! But we have no toys or anything at all to decorate it! 178 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,338 What do you mean, "we don't have anything"? 179 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,739 We have plenty of antique things up in the garret. 180 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,089 Let's decorate the tree with them! 181 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:18,979 Attention, please! Make your faces smart, 182 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,271 I'm about to start photo-hunting you. 183 00:13:23,461 --> 00:13:25,909 What's the news in Moscow this morning? 184 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,411 Me and dad decided to get ourselves a second child. 185 00:13:30,612 --> 00:13:34,676 Gosh! People used to get themselves fur coats and motorcycles, 186 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:37,741 and now they get themselves children. 187 00:13:39,841 --> 00:13:41,294 Oh, what joy! 188 00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:46,917 On TV, a man with big whiskers just gave your mom flowers. 189 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:52,807 Were I there, I would twist that man's "big brisk ears"... 190 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:56,962 I'll show you that man. There he is! 191 00:13:57,239 --> 00:14:01,528 There he is, that insidious jerk of civilian appearance. 192 00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:05,563 Oh, hahaha! That's no jerk! 193 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:08,417 That's the director of mom's amateur performances. 194 00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:11,758 Oh, mom's gonna sing now. 195 00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:17,512 Only it's all in vain - the sound doesn't work on your TV! 196 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,907 It's such a pity we don't hear mom. 197 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:24,214 She has been preparing this performance for half a year. 198 00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:27,495 [mom's song is heard] 199 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:33,599 Well, I'll be! 200 00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:37,096 Your mom is transmitted both here and there. 201 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:39,597 How far technology has come! 202 00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:45,323 It's not technology that's come, it's me that's come here on skis! 203 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,789 The concert has been videotaped. 204 00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:52,293 - Hurrah! - Our mom has come! 205 00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:59,632 I told you: I just can't live without our Prostokvashino! 206 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,749 If there were no winter snow In our towns, by golly, 207 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:06,099 We would then have never known Days like these most jolly! 208 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,993 Kids would not be running 'round Snow-women and playing, 209 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:12,032 Ski-tracks wouldn't cross the ground, Without winter's braying. 210 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:14,931 Ski-tracks wouldn't cross the ground, Without winter's braying. 211 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,832 screenplay - Eduard Uspenskiy, director - Vladimir Popov art directors - A. Sher, A. Vinokurov 212 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,383 camera - K. Rasulov, sound - B. Folchikov composer - Ye. Krylatov, lyrics - Yu. Entin, E. Uspenskiy, singers - V. olkunova, O. Tabakov 213 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,302 If there were no winter snow, Were summer forever, 214 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:24,453 We'd have never known of the Crazy New Year fever. 215 00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:27,389 Father Frost wouldn't visit us, Over potholes, sleighing, 216 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,306 Rivers would not coat with ice, Without winter's braying. 217 00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,534 Rivers would not coat with ice, Without winter's braying. 218 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,561 If there were no winter snow In our towns, by golly, 219 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:40,414 We would then have never known Days like these most jolly! 220 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,498 The End 221 00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:53,599 Subs by mykstery, Jooler, Evangelisto (2011, notabenoid.com), heavily revised by Niffiwan (2022, animatsiya.net) 222 00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:58,508 http://notabenoid.com/book/21641/71253